Shrek dating game scene
(They come over a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.) Whoa! It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. HEAD GUARD By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility. (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa!
DONKEY (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really tall?
I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day.
Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very loudly. You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) ..I ate some rotten berries. (singing) 'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have faith...
We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.
I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know.
SHREK Written by William Steig & Ted Elliott SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.